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The Mysterious Entity: You know, we already said on the main page that we would deal with flames and such differently than on the Anti Door Site. Namely, we won't just ignore them.
Klarth: THAT'S RIGHT!! Though I don't know who would ever dislike US, we do like to receive hate mail. It's fun to laugh at it.
The Mysterious Entity: Which is why we have dedicated this page to all the people who hate us. You know what? We hate you too!!
The Mysterious Entity: In true tradition, we have put here the first person to send us something unnice on our guestbook. It's not much of a flame, but its tradition.
*calmly* Hello. I have a sertain issue I would like to talk about... Sense y'all hate me, I hate you... Oh, and if you e-mail me I will respond in a rude unmannerly fasion. Good bye, and remember, life is short live it wile you can. (P.s. I am furious... That's why *twich* I'm *twich* talking So CAlMLy! *twiches 4 times* BYE!!!!)
Klarth: OK GOOD PEOPLES!! Let's study this carefully. First of all, this is a guestbook signature from a person claiming to be the Science Homework, but all it proves is just how stupid he is!! LOOK @_@ at this!! 'I have a sertain issue' Oh yeah, you have some issues all right. One of them would be your spelling. C-E-R-T-A-I-N!! There's a such thing in the English language that allows you to replace S's with C's!! I thought you were supposed to be wise!! Oh WAIT!! You STOLE that kanji from Touma!! 'Sense y'all hate me' WELL OF COURSE IT MAKES SENSE WE ALL HATE YOU!! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL 'SINCE'!!! You know what, we're replying in a rude and unmannerly fashion RIGHT NOW!! GASP!! Aren't we AWFUL?! We are just the crumbs of society to be so RUDE AND UNMANNERLY!! "life is short, live it wile you can'? Is that supposed to be a threat? What are you going to do, make us chase road runners? Since you seem to think we have some relation to Wile E. Coyote! OH!! That's supposed to be WHILE!! Where are your silent H's?! You're furious? Is that why you can't even spell 'twitch' right? And you capitalize obscurely?! You know what? If you keep twitching and acting calmly, you'll spontaneously combust and save us a lot of time!! Or maybe you'll just pop a vein!!
The Mysterious Entity: This is our latest update to this little string. I think I'll go at this one this time.
This is the Science Homework speaking! No wait....this is SAGE apeaking. (Ha I caught myself! If I had said Science Homework, then you would have made fun of me and that would have defeated the purpose of this flame!) *smiles proudly* Anyway, as SAGE, I would like to say that I do not appreciate you making fun of my HAIR! *pets hair while pouting*. It is not very kinde (I mean KIND! Ha! I caught myself again. If I had spelled KIND wrong then you could have made fun of me AGAIN!) *pats self on back* I also think that your reasons for hating me are very not smart...er...that would be *flips through dictionary* STUPID! Yes! I believe STUPID is the right word! Also, I do believe that I have fans out there...somewhere...and they would probably be very angry if they ever saw this site!!! *flips through dictionary again* Very....FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! Um...MAD!! I'm sure that there are people out there who think that I am very smart and *looks up intelligent* INTELLIGENT! VERY intelligent. *comforts self* They probably have already put up Sage shrines...*smiles again* And they will soon be flaming you, too! *smile widens* HAHAHAHA! DIE! *flips through dictionary* PERISH! Your site is so unprodigious *looks up unprodigious* (yay I spelled it right!) I think that I shall SUE you! *looks up sue* (Sue: soo --v. sued, suing --1. to take legal action in court of law 2. to take to court....hmmmm) Yes! I will SUE you! HA! Prepare to be SUED....as soon as I get your name and address and phone number and *looks up lawyer* and I need a LAWYER! Ha! You better watch out because Sage will come and...do...something....drastic and irrational! *makes sure everything is spelled right* Yes! That ends this flame! HA....HA....HA!
The Mysterious Entity: Excuse me. (Turns around) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Turns around) Ok, I'm done now. (smiles) You know, I've officially decided I like this person. He or she makes fun of Sage better than we do, at the moment. And if they seriously mean this to be a flame... well...UM!! I mean... AHAHA... If you call...HAHA... youself the Science Homework... HAHA... You know what Sage? We would have made fun of you ANYWAY!! WHY?! Because we're MEAN!! I'm sure you don't even have fans somewhere in the middle of Nowhere Island, you know, that places here there are only girls and they haven't seen a guy for so long they would like any one? But they don't even think you're a guy, so too bad. And you know why? Becauseof your HAIR!! You can't even spell... HAHA!... You have to look through the dictionary to spell kinde, I mean kind? *As Sage* AHUCK!! I'm Stupid Idiot Head! AHUCK!! *As himself* (Becomes very composed) Now that the initial stupidity of that flame has worn off... OH WAIT!! The initial stupidity of that flame will NEVER wear off! You're very intelligent alright. I bet you wouldn't know what I mean when I say: If thou choses to persist in your critizisms, thou art a dolt, and shall meet with smite. And as a last word: DOLT!!