Names That People Have Come Up With!

Klarth: You know what is really annoying? Doing all that heading html in the beginning. You don't get any stuff on the page until half an hour later!

The Mysterious Entity: You know Klarth, as prodigious as you might be, this site is not yet about things that annoy you to no end. Go complain of that to Wufei and Duo, they'll put it on the 'Annoying LIttle Obscurities' page.

Klarth: Fine. Anyhow, the REAL purpose of this page is to tell you about all the WONDERFUL names that people have come up with for The Science Homework.

The Mysterious Entity: Joy.

• Knave
• Melon
• Gutter
• Mr. Wis-dumb
• Mrs. Wis-dumb The Mysterious Entity: UM!!
• Knave
• Modem
• Dork Klarth: That's very... original...
• Rut
• R.O.U.S. (Rat of Unusual Size)
• Floor The Mysterious Entity: Already being used.
• blender
• window
• Klarth: Ok, we didn't really know what to do with this one, so we'll just put the entire email here.
  ...
  Woo!
  So, you need a hate name, eh?
  We can help!!
  W-what are you doing here! Get out of this e-mail!
  Call him Treestump!
  Treestump?!
  Call him the diabolical compass!
  Now wait...
  Call him--
  Okay! That's enough. WE are here to help you name that damn Sage guy.
  Even if we don't know who he is.
  ...
  Treestump!!
  *whap* No, not treestump.
  Cricket bat?
  Leave it to me... please...
  Anyway, Klarth, Mysterious Entity/Koushiro Ha #1, so you want an annoyingly absurd name for this guy? How about.... Fatty?
  ... no.
  Okay, then Carpet Block!
  I wanted to say that!
  ... Or maybe bucket!
  You're crap at this. Treestump...
  Or carpet block!
  Either one's good. Anyway, that's us gone!
• Hair
• Pipe
• DoorKNOB
• Sock
• Petal
• Lace
• Rug Hair
• Curtain
• TOILET
• Carpet
• Window

The Mysterious Entity: That concludes our page of obscure names, and now I go off to be well... mysterious.

Klarth: There are still more people who like ME!! Even IF I look like a greehaired scarecrow in one picture!!

The Mysterious Entity: Don't mind him, he was just dumped by his girlfriend... um... wife... helper... type person.