Reasons For Hating The Science Homework

Klarth: Now, what good Anti Page would be complete without this part of it?

The Mysterious Entity: You know, I just realized that once we actually get this site going and publish it on some search engines and such, we are going to get so much hate mail...

Klarth: Yeah... I CAN'T WAIT!!

1. He is so stupid. Period.
2. The hair. The hair has got to go. He looks like a guy with a bright yellow umbrella on his head, or maybe just a squished pinapple.
3. Wait, that would be an insult to squished pinapples.
4. WHAT is his obsession with not letting Touma sleep? In one picture he puts a MONKEY on his head and in the other one he's tickling him while he's trying to sleep!
5. He stole Touma's virtue.
6. What is UP with his SWORD?! WHY does EVERYONE have gigantic sword syndrome?! Why couldn't it be NORMAL lengthed?
7. Again, WHY DOES HIS SWORD CHANGE SIZES?! In one picture it's longer than he is and in the rest its just long. WHY?!
8. He looks extremely knavish.
9. Everyone is supposed to like him for no reason in particular. Actually, they're supposed to like him because he's cute but...
10. What kind of wimpy virtue is 'courtesy'? PLEASE Mr Bad Guy can I kill you?
11. If you're going to glow in neon green, at least be an alien of some sort.
12. He looks like a girl.
13. Have I mentioned the hair?
14. What kind of OBSCURE last name is Date?! What is it? A day of the year of the century of the millenium of all time? A noun? A person? A weird fruit?
15. The again, what kind of obscure first name is Sage? An herb? A mideval wiseman? Some mystical magical GUY?!
16. Come to think of it, what kind of name is The Science Homework? How annoying is that?

Klarth: That's all for now folks!