Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breath)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Wufei, Quatre, and the Mysterious Entity come running in.
Wufei: What is it Duo? WHY in the name of CHEESE are you screaming so loudly?
Quatre: Yeah! You didn't scream so loudly even when we took away the key to the candy factory and you couldn't find it...
Wufei and the Mysterious Entity: QUATRE!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM WE DID THAT!!
Quatre: Oops. *Duo is too disheveled to notice.*
Wufei and The Mysterious Entity look at each other.
The Mysterious Entity: Something must REALLY be wrong here. WHAT is going on?
Duo: KLARTH HAS KIDNAPPED MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Everyone: GASP!!
Duo: See! Here's the ransom note!!
KLARTH HAHAHAHA!! I have STOLEN Duo's little friend!! So NO, you have NOT MISPLACED him!! I have KIDNAPPED HIM!! KLARTH HAHAHAHAHA!! You have annoyed me too greathly with your presence!! Now your little friend must pay!! I will lock him up in an empty room with reruns of Pokemon and no sugar forever!! KLARTH HAHAHAHA!! UNLESS!! UNLESS YOU ALL GET OUT OF MY SITE AND GO BACK TO THE ANTI DOOR SITE!! OR!! JUST GIVE ME A BETTER BOOK!! I'VE HAD THIS ONE FOR FOREVER!! You will never find Duo's little friend where I have him hidden! Give me what I want NOW, or ELSE!! KLARTH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT POKEMON!!
The Mysterious Entity: Do you think he laughs diabolically ENOUGH times in that note?
Wufei: No.
Duo: We have to Do something!!
Quatre: Is this the part where we get all Gundam-piloty and go save people?
Wufei: I believe so. I think this would be my cue to say: INJUSTICE!!
The Mysterious Entity: *Sweatdrop* Wonderful... But um, how exactly are we going to find Duo's Little Friend?
Three blank stares.
Wufei: We will search the entire site!!
Duo: MY LITTLE FRIEND!! COME BACK LITTLE FRIEND!!
Quatre: Why don't we just get poor Klarth a new book?
Everyone else: NO!! We must be HEROIC!!
The Mysterious Entity: Besides, no one knows what kind of book Klarth likes...
Mysterious Voice: HAHA!! You will never find me...!
The Mysterious Entity: Klarth? Is that you?
Mysterious Voice: Um!! NO!! I am the Mysterious VOICE!!
Everyone: OH!! HELLO MYSTERIOUS VOICE!! Can you help us find Duo's little friend?
Mysterious Voice: NO!!
Everyone: WELL FINE!! We don't like you anymore!!
Mystersiou Voice: BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE!!! He is in the place of memories.
The Second Part!!
Wufei: We have found the first clue, and all we get is another clue!!
Quatre: I still say we should just get Klarth a new book.
Everyone else: SHUT UP QUATRE!!
Quatre: YOU ARE SO MEAN!! WAAAAA!! WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Everyone else: SHUT UP QUATRE!!
The Mysterious Entity: Well, here's the next part my good friends, the next clue. The Mysterious Voice *coughKlarthcough* has said that Duo's Little Friend is:
Hidden in the joy of the world
Duo: HELP ME FIND MY LITTLE FRIEND!! STOP The Mysterious Voice's *coughKlarthcough* diabolical laughing!! Send ideas to: koushirohahaha@hotmail.com!!
The Mysterious Entity: It seems that this clue needs some clearification. So, according to the Mysterious Voice *coughKlarthcough*, the clue refers to the page where if these were solved, that would be the joy of the world. Hope that helps.
Wufei: We have found the second clue to Duo's LIttle Friend!
Quatre: Don't you mean we have found out what it means?
Wufei: Shut up Quatre!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Duo: MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Wufei: Now all we have to do it get him back from Klarth... We're working on that one!!
Koushiro HA!! #1:Please go see the Annoying Little Obscurities on the Anti Door site!! Klarth is there waiting with Duo's Little Friend!
Duo: MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
Duo: MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M COMING!!!!!!!!
Quatre: thanx sailormoon4444 for telling us where the clue leads! It leads to the Ways to kill door page!
*Duo runs off in the wrong direction because he is so upset*
Quatre: Duo! that's the wrong way!*sigh* I guess he'll find it eventually.*leaves toward the Ways to kill door page*