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Wufei: Welcome to this page. We decided not to make it look nice at ALL because it ANNOYED us. Makes sense, doesn't it?

Duo: Here we would like to list the annoying little obscurities in our lives and in the life of this page.

Quatre: And we won't format it at all because that is ANNOYING.


  1. When people send us email SCREAMING at us to update or make a new page. Like the ones that say UPDATE OR YOU'LL DIE!! (Well, we updated!! ;p)
  2. When people send us hate mail and they spell things wrong.
  3. When people send us hate mail telling us spelling door's last name is easy and then THEY SPELL IT WRONG!!
  4. When people send us hate mail saying they like door and still calling him DOOR!!
  5. When we get emails from people claiming to be/know one of the following: Door, Lady Une, Sage, Trowa... etc and tell us how they're going to kill us. Magically. Over the internet.
  6. When if you take out all the swears in an email there's nothing left. Trust us, it's not good for poor Quatre's sensitive ears.
  7. When people emails us repeatly with the same message.
  8. When we tell people that we're not accepting war entries and we get war entries.
  9. People who hate Wufei!!! HOW COULD ANYONE HATE WUFEI?! (Wufei: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!)
  10. People who email us saying we spelled something wrong when WE WEREN'T THE ONES WHO WROTE IT!! Especially the kill door and reasons to hate door sites, when one person said we spelled 'binoculars' wrong, and we weren't the ones that wrote that idea.
  11. People who spell DUO'S name wrong. HOW HARD IS IT TO SPELL DUO?! D-U-O!!
  12. People who try to send us viruses! But we have a virus decector Bwahaha! So it did not work you knave!

    Duo: KLARTH!!! COME OUT!! WE HAVE FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!

    Klarth: DARN!! Do you think you have ENOUGH exclaimations? Who told you I was here!?!?!?

    Wufei: Theresa did. Now give us Duo's Little Friend.

    Koushiro HA!!#1: I told you should have gone to live permanently on this page. Or maybe the rants page. ANYWAY!!! Give us Duo's little friend!

    Klarth: NEVER!! *He runs away into oblivion and over there. But no. He's actually trapped in the corner of the page.

    Quatre: Come on Klarth!! I got you a new BOOK!!

    Klarth: REALLY????? Why didn't you tell me this BEFORE?! I thought you were going to act all heroic and gundam piloty and kill me or something!

    Wufei: We were. *Looks at Quatre evilly* You ruined our plan!!

    Duo: LET ME SEE MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

    Klarth: Here he is!! *Holds up Duo's Little Friend*

    Duo's Little Friend: HELP ME!! *Has big cute chibi eyes*

    Klarth: Now where is my book?!

    Quatre hands him the book cautiously, and Klarth flings Duo's Little Friend across the room at them. The five of them run away quickly.

    Duo's Little Friend: BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!

    Everyone: WHAT?!

    Duo's Little Friend: *Starts to change obscurely.* I am NOT Duo's Little Friend!! I am a decoy!! *Becomes Ash*

    Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Duo: I'll KILL YOU KLARTH!! *runs back after Klarth*