The funfic

Duo: HI!! We came upon this fanfiction that we just HAD to show you.

Wufei: Even though it has nothing to do with GW at all! Except for a little with Quatre... Which was just... there.

Quatre: WHY WAS I IN THERE?! SNIFF!!

Duo: So, here it is!! Oh and, by the way, we added our own little comments.

One gloriosu day, Ryo, Shoe, Shin, Sajey and Toma were walking alon the beech. (Wufei: I count at least 385748479792 spelling mistakes in there. ) Suddenly, a big black cloud appeared ut of no where. (Duo: NO!! It’s the black cloud of UT!!)

“It’s a big black cloud!!” Sheo said. (Quatre: WHO is talking here?!)

This guy appeared out of the cloud. (Wufei: this guy… Yeah, real intelligent) “I’m here to destroy you!! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!” (Wufei: WUA HAHAHAHA!! Duo: DUA HAHAHAHA!!) With out another word, he blast a big ball of energy zt them, throeing them against The wall. (Wufei, Duo and Quatre: ZT?! Wufei: Wall? At the beach? Um, beech?)

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yelled the lot of them.Except for Toema. (Duo: Gee, do you think you have ENOUGH exclaimations?)

“You mmust possess tge sacred magic stone!1” saud the bad gy. (Wufei: The magic stone 1? What about magic stone 5? Saud the bad gy.)

“You are right!” swaid Toma. (Everyone: HE SWAID?!) He held the stone up to the vbad guy and he exploded. (Quatre: WE SHOULDN’T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!) He then put the jewel in his pocket and walked into his Room. (Wufei: He lives on the beach inside a wall?)

“GASP!! We never knew that HE was one with the amulet!!” (Duo: I thought it was a stone.) Rayo yelled at the kitchen table the next morning. “He must be more powerful then ANY of us!!”

“Yes, he must be the chosen one.” The chair replied as he sat down on Shin. (EVERYONE: OOPS!!)

It was ano And then thy all ate their dinner. (Quatre: Right…)

It was another grolisuo day. (Wufei: grolisuo?)

Thouma woke up lake that afternoon. (Duo: Did we miss someone named Lake in this story?) Twiring the magical sacred rock in his hand, he sate down and ate his breakfast.

Then, footsteps were heard on the stairs. “Good morning.” Sagey greeted. “You’re up early!” (Wufei: Noooooo he’s not!)

“Oh good morning Sage.” Rowen replied while drinking his beer, (Quatre: BEER?! For breakfast in the afternoon? Wasn’t his name Toma? Or something?)

“Enjoying your coffee Roin?” (Wufei: I thought it was beer…) Seij asked as he sat dwn next to his best friend. “Would you mind teeling me something about that pebble of yours?” (Everyone: PEBBLE?!)

“It’s none of your business pinapple head!” Rwin retorted harshly. He was in a royal bad mood. (Duo: WHY is he in a bad mood?)

“OK…” Seige said slowly.

Suddenly, Shin’s wife walked in. (Wufei: Who is this ‘wife’?) “Hi everyone! Would youlike some beer.” (Quatre: Nope, he’s already drinking beer.)

“No thanks, I’lkl stick with my coffee.” Touma replied. (Everyone: WHAT COFFEE?!)

“Alright then.” Shin’s wife walked out the door. (Duo: Never to be heard from again. What a pointless day.)

The next gloreos day, Sage came down to the kitchen to find no one was there.

“HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY SAGE!!!!!” yelled Ryo, Touma and Shin. (Wufei: When did this happen? So WHO IS this story about?)

Forr you’re birthday. We all chipped in and bought you a car!!” (Quatre: He’s fourteen…)

“I’ts a purple on too.” (Duo: So? Is that important?)

“aw3 thanks guys.” (Wufei: aw3? Is that a car name?)

Ryo’s son pushed his way foreward.

”Unckle SAge, can I borrow your car?” (Quatre: Ryo has a son old enough to drive but Sage is only 14?)

”I want to drive it first Claire.” (Wufei: OK Ryo was drunk when he named his son. Or maybe he was drinking COFFEE!!)

Ryo, Rown and Shin walked oiut to Sage’s new car. Then they got in. Then they drove. (Duo: What about Sage? And What happened to Shuu, is he dead?)

Can I have a trun SAge? Aske dRyo (Wufei: Where are the quotations? And SAGE wasn’t IN the car!!)

”Sure!” said Seiji as he and Ryo traded places.(Quatre: On the highway?!) Suddenly, there was a blinding light and when it cleared, standin there was a beautiful woman.

”get out of our way ugly hag!!” (Wufei: I thought she was beautiful… wait…)

”I wouldn’t talk this way about your mother!” said the woman.

WHAT?!” (Everyone: NANI?!)

“I hatched you all.”

WHAT?! (Everyone: NANI?!)

I laid an egg and inside it was you six.”

WHAT?! (Everyone: That’s what we would like to know!!)

and you’re father in Talpa.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” They yelled while drtoppinhg to the ground. Sudeenly Talpa appeared out of nowhere!!!!!! (Wufei: what is going on here?)

”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” yelled Mia. (Duo: Where did she come from?)

EHLP US GUYS!!” yelled Jun (Duo: Where did HE come from?)

SIELNCE!!” yelled Talpa as he killed them both. (Quatre: WE SHOULDN’T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!) “I want the scred quark of gravel which only Rown’s brother can use even though none of you can use it because you’re actually his sisters even though he secretly has a brother that looks exactly like him who has been living with you this whole time while I have had the real Rowen trapped in my hut and he can use the crystal! (Everyone: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk)

”You fiend!!!” yelled the REAL Touma.

”What? Howd id you escape?” (Duo: It’s not HARD to escape out of a HUT!!)

”I was forced to use my magical powers.”

”WHAT?!” said the Rowwen clone. (Wufei: I thought he was his brother!)

”how DARE you take my palce!!” (Duo: Very simple. I stepped in. While you were stuck in a hut.)

”It was EASY!! While your friends were mourning over the loss of Ryo’s daughter Claire, I easily disposed of you.” (Everyone: WHAT?! Claire is a BOY!! And when did he DIE?!)

”Yes, yoyu only THOUGHT I was was dead! But you cannot kill a god!” (Quatre: Since when was he a god?!)

”yes, but I have also made MYSLEF a god! As well as your punny friends!”” (Duo: WHAT?! WHY?! Wufei: What possessed you to do THAT?!)

”Wer’e gods?!” askee Ryo? (Wufei: I said?)

That was wen Quatre lost his temper/ (Quatre: WHY AM I IN THIS STORY?! I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THIS STORY!)

He blasted Rowens’ brother and he died. Then sage turned to lady and killed her too. (Duo: He turned INTO a lady?Quatre: We shouldn’t be fighting at all! Wufei: Shut up, you murderer!!)

You’ve got some explaineing to do Touma.” (Duo: But he was stuck in a HUT!!)

Duo: It said it was to be continued, but we DOUBT if we'll wait for it...