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Wufei: Welcome to another episode of that TV show you have come to despise even though this is only the second episode, Gundam Battle Planet!!
Quatre: It's also that show where Wufei insists on making really long names for everything!!
Wufei: (glares at Quatre.) Anyway, today I am back in my rightful place in the announcer's chair, since DUO will be the one attempting to kill Door today!
Quatre: Why am I always last??? You guys are so unfair!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!
Wufei: Um, ok. Actually, it's because you never win at rock, paper, scissors. (Turning back to the crowd.) Today's fight will be a little different though, since our two contestants will be fighting with Gundams! But only because neither of them has any personal fighting skill at all.
Quatre: (Turning to Wufei) Just because you're mister Martial Arts, doesn't mean... (goes on in the background.)
Wufei: Right Quatre. Anyway, we've gotten our screwy gong replaced ONCE MORE, which marks the THIRD time in TWO episodes, and our gong ringer for the day is... (Looks around.) WHERE IS OUR GONG RINGER?!?!
Crew People: Sorry SIR! He's going to be a little late, SIR!
Wufei: Great...
Some Random Guy Named Bob: I'm here!!
Wufei: WHAT?! You made us wait all this time for some random guy named BOB?! YOU KNAVES!!
The Random Guy Named Bob does not notice Wufei's dangerous mood at all and walks up to the gong, hitting it with the hammer.
That OTHER Gong: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Quatre: MINIONS!!
Wufei: Oiy... Anyway. Duo flies in prodigiously in the infamous Gundam Deathscythe!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYAAAAYYYYYY!!
Duo: (sounding strange since he is inside Deathscythe.) It's about time.
Quatre: I don't want to say it Wufei, you say it.
Wufei: FINE!! And here comes... (wincing.) Door... In his Gundam which was never shown in the show anyway and I don't know the name of.
Door: (Still all chipmunky.) Silly Wufei! This is Bosworth!
Wufei: Uh yeah, whatever Door.
Duo: Prepare to DIE Door!! YA!! (attacks.)
Wufei: Oh look! Duo is swinging at Door with his Gigantic Can Opener of Doom!
Quatre: (whispering) It's called a scythe Wufei. (turns back to the crowd.) He's slicing up Door's Gundam!! And Door is just... dancing?! AHHHHHHHHHH!! SAVE ME!! THE HORROR!! Door is dancing around while Duo slashes at him! Poor Duo.
Wufei: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Duo: Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting... (Slashes wildly at Door.)
Suddenly, Heero appears out of no where.
Heero: He cuts well. He inspires me. (Heero spontaneously combusts.)
Quatre: Where did Heero come from? And why did you spontaneously combust him?
Wufei: (shrugs) This is also the show where people come out of no where and spontaneously combust.
Quatre: Can we do that?
Wufei: OF COURSE!!
Quatre: Well, we should get back to the fighting and killing and violent stuff like that!! (Sighs.) Even though I want Duo to kill Door and I'd be glad if he did, I kinda wish that I could kill him...although we shouldn't be fighting at all!! (Wufei clears his throat loudly.) Oh sorry... I kind of got sidetracked!
Wufei: Okay...
Duo: I'm not going to start again until you guys focus all of your attention on ME!!
Wufei: Well, we better start bowing down to Duo before he starts crying.
Quatre: No!! We must bow down to ME!!
Wufei: I didn't mean SERIOUSLY!! You'd actually think I'd bow to DUO?!
Quatre: Meanwhile...
Wufei: Duo has just launched his little red thingy at Door causing...Bosworth to explode. What an UNpowerful mobile suit!! Let's just hope Door DIDN'T survive.
Quatre: Even though we shouldn't be fighting at all! (Chuckles cruelly at Door's expense. Small chuckles turn into loud laughter and pretty soon, Quatre is laughing diabolically like a weasel.)
Wufei: Quatre...
Quatre: (Turning and smiling.) Oops...hee hee...oh boy.
Duo: I am the best!! I killed Door!! Bow to me peons!! Shinigami is back from Hell!!
Quatre: Such language!!
Wufei: Oh shut-up Quatre!
Crowd: YAY!! (Suddenly, Door emerges from the pile of burnt metal and stuff.)
Door: That...felt...interesting...
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
That OTHER Gong: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Wufei: Oh, that means we're out of time...I guess...OH WELL!!
Quatre: Tune in next time when...
Wufei: When Quatre will be FIGHTING Door!!
Quatre: But we shouldn't be fighting at all!! (Wufei and Quatre turn and fake smile.) Goodnight everyone!!
Wufei: Umm...