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Touma: HELLO EVERYONE!! And welcome to another long awaited episode of Gundam Battle Planet of which we were forced to come and announce, and where I start to talk like Wufei too much!! Yes, we are back. Again. That is because today will be the first legendary battle with random people, meaning the Sailor Senshi, and therefore our hosts are once more all within this battle.
Izzy: Don't you just LOVE our announcing?
Crowd: UM!! (doesn't want to say something for fear of Wufei)
Touma: (tries to ignore the Crowd.) So, Izzy, who do you think will win?
Izzy: Oh no! We're not going into this again! I'm not going to be stupid enough to fall for your old money stealing tricks!
Touma: (is confused) ANYWAY!! Our gong ringer for today is... OH MY GOOD GOD IS THAT SAGE?!?! (note: it is Sage, not Seiji, since the Japanese version of him is a bit more prodigious than the American version, but we still don't really like him.)
Izzy: It IS Sage!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sage: Why are you so mean?! AHUCK!!
Everyone: Because we HATE you!!
Sage: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUCK!! (Cries for a moment longer before walking up to the gong and hiting it with a hammer.)
Gong: STUUUUUPID SAGE!! (it kills Sage.)
Sage: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUCK!!
Everyone: YAY!!
Touma: You know, the only thing I will ever like about the gongs in this place is the fact that one of them killed Sage.
Izzy: I agree. Let's keep it there for a while, since it killed Sage. Anyway. Our contestants have walked out. Sort of.
We see that the Sailor Senshi have come out (the first five) in the complete darkness and struck a pose, and the spotlights of different colors shine on them, even though the arena doesn't have spotlights of different colors.
Sailor Moon: I am the protector of the moon and the earth, the mysterious senshi, Sailor Moon!
Mercury: I am the protector of the planet of water, the soldier of intelligence, Sailor Mercury!
Mars: I am the protector of the planet of fire, the soldier of spirit, Sailor Mars!
Jupiter: I am the protector of the planet of lightning, the soldier of strength, Sailor Jupiter!
Venus: I am the incarnation of the Goddess Venus, the soldier of love, Sailor V! (sees Touma.) Wow he's cute!!
Touma: (SWEATDROP!!) (Looks AWAY from Venus.) Were those introduction ABSOLUTELY necessary?
Sailor Senshi: YES!!
Izzy: Anyway, here come the Gundam Pilots, where Duo, Quatre and Wufei and look prodigious and they mean business! Heero and Trowa are also looking PRETTY dangerous.
Touma: Gee, a bunch of scantily dressed girls vs some of the best fighters in the universe. I wonder who will win. Oh geesh! Heero just whipped out one of the 4,574,575,894 guns that he carries on him and 'shot' Sailor Mars with it! And if that ain't scary enough, she's actually dead!
Quatre: NO ONE STEALS MY FONT COLOR!! (attacks Sailor Moon with a mini Gigantic Can Opener of DOOM!!)
Duo: MONGOOSE!! MONGOOSE!! PANDA, PANDA, PANDA, MONGOOSE!! (bounces around the room while shouting 'Mongoose'.)
Trowa: ::silence:: (takes out revolver and shoots Jupiter. Takes out his chalkboard and writes: Her font color was too much like mine.
Wufei: Well, I guess that means I get Mercury then. (Goes after Mercury with a shard of glass and chases her around the room.) YA!! (Stabs Mercury repeatedly and she dies.)
Touma: Whoa, OK. We haven't even announced much and three of the Sailor Senshi are already dead! Only Moon and Venus are alive, but Moon won't last for long with Quatre slashing at her and laughing like a weasel.
Izzy: AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TALK AWAY AND ANNOY PEOPLE WITH HOW LITTLE ACTION AND HOW MUCH TALK THIS SHOW HAS!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ~*Sniff*~
Quatre: (while slashing at Moon) You are really weak, so you know what? We shouldn't be fighting at all!! (kills Sailor Moon.)
Touma: Well, now only Sailor Venus is left. Say, has anyone seen Sailor Venus??
Izzy: (Cringes and points behind Touma.) Touma... Touma!
Touma: What? AHHHHHH!! (Sailor Venus jumps ontop of him.)
Venus: I'm right here cutie!
Touma: GET OFF! GET OFF YOU PARASITE!! Oh wait, you're not a parasite. Anyway!! (pushes her off of him.) SHIN KU HA!! (Fires his attack even though he doesn't have his armor or his Sho Ha Kyu, and Venus is blown into smithereens.)
Izzy: How is it that you are allowed to do that?
Touma: (Shrugs.) I suppose I'm just the bomb. It's kind of a pity though, now there are disintergrated particles all over the announcers booth.
Izzy: It seems that one of our teams has been eliminated, even though one of them was killed by Touma, so our winners are... WAIT A MINUTE!! They're coming back to life! AHHHHHH!!
Sailor Moon: MWA HAHAHAHA!! You can't kill us, we'll just keep coming back to life!!
Gundam Pilots: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Quatre: STOP STEALING MY FONT COLOR!! (goes after all of them with the mini Gigantic Can Opener of DOOM!!)
Duo: MONGOOSE!! (tries to kill the Sailor Senshi, but all he can do is say Mongoose.)
Wufei: How annoying! (takes one of the bombs that he carries in his pocket out and throws it at the general area of the Sailor Senshi. They die, but somehow Quatre and Duo are untouched.)
Gong: STUUUUUPID SAGE!!
Touma: That settles it then, our winners are the Gundam Pilots! And not one has even a scratch on him! And that also ends our tribute to the gong that killed Sage.
Izzy: Yes. We will miss the gong that killed Sage. But maybe next time we'll get a gong that kills Joe! (has the gong replaced.)
Touma: As we the Japanese would say: Ja ne minna san! (Translation: See you later everyone!)