Wufei: This is where stuff goes that we don't know where else to put it!!
Duo: Not much to say here though...
Quatre: Well, our first fun thing is a poem sent into us about Door!!
"But how to do this job?" i ask,
"A brick against his face?"
Though its used for butterflies,
I need a change of pace!"
While wandering down the steets,
My hand, it holds my brick,
When found I raise it above my foe,
And SMASH....oh darn! His skull's too think!
My victim lives and escapes unscathed,
'Cept for the dent thats in his head,
I give chace, I'll kill him soon,
I'll use this bazooka instead!!
I fire and fire again, again,
But alas, I missed I must confess,
he goes up a building to get away,
I HATE THAT STUPID PEST!!!
"Stop!" he crys all whining and scared,
Cornered on a building top,
"I just got my hair done, please don't shoot~"
But then he falls off the building...plop.
A semi happens to be passing by,
On the street on which he dropped,
Honk honk!!!...Crunch....Door's wounded!!
A truck accomplished what I could not!!
I take carful aim with my gun,
And shoot him in his head!
Oh joy! Oh happyness! Oh bliss!
he's dead! he's Dead!! HE'S DEAD!!!
Everyone hated Door
Of that no one lied,
But now they are glad and celebrating,
THAT DOOR WENT AND DIED!!!!
Duo: And we have another poem. This one you have to read by saying, "D for...". Try to follow that...
Wufei: We also have a very interesting and funny battle with Pikachu Versus Door sent in by Colby!! Go to it using this link!!
Quatre: Some one was nice enough to DRAW us this picture!!
This picture was drawn by Kia Purity, so it says on the picture, in kana. And if you can't read Japanese, we're telling you now!! Thanks Kia!
Duo: And today's weather in Hell is...
Duo:DreamLight wrote us this wonderful poem about the death of door