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Wufei: Welcome to yet another episode of this strange violent and boring corrupted show that we so enjoy annoying you with!! WUA HAHAHAHAHA!!
Quatre: Now Wufei, that isn't nice. No everyone, it's just Gundam Battle Planet.
Duo: Actually, I have to agree with Wufei. DUA HAHAHAHAHA!!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!! But today I'll make an exception, since today will be a battle of Heero Vs Relena!
Wufei: Oh this should be interesting.
Duo: And the best part is... WE GET TO ANNOUNCE IT!!
Quatre: That's a mean thing to do!! Besides, we shouldn't be fighting at all!
Wufei: Yes but you have to admit this would be interesting.
Duo: Anyway. (looks around.) Um, do we DARE ring the gong or announce who is going to be our gong ringer? (The announcers look around at each other.)
The announcers: We dare!
Wufei: And our gong ringer for today is... The Transparent Floating Head Whose Mouth Doesn't Move Who Likes to Eat People Even Though He Doesn't Have a Stomach, Who Later Is Not A Transparent Floating Head Who Later Likes to Hit People Against Each Other!! GASP!! (Breathes.) AKA Talpa/Arago. And thanks to the Sunga Bunga series.
Quatre: WHY, oh WHY do you insist on making everything's name so long?? (Wufei shrugs.) Yes, we all know we hate the... ::insert really long name of gong ringer here:: And here he comes!
Everyone:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The... Well, You Know: THATREALLYONGNAMEOFMINEWA HAHAHAHAHA!!
Crowd:UM!!
The... GUY goes up to the gong and picks up the hammer magically since he is a transparent floating head and has no hands and rings the gong.
Gong: I HAVE A REALLY UGLY FONT COLOR!!
Duo: Ahem. Sterotypically, we shall have to once more reinstate our gong, but due to the prejudice toward the nature of this show I'm sure the speculator, you, would have long since predicted such a chain of events. It is only hypocritical to say that the gong is indeed quite strange, since we are quite the same manner.
Wufei: Ahem. According to Mr. Maxwell, it would be only appropriate to ask to be excused while we fix this certain dilema that is on our hands at the present movement, given that we shall only take a few short moments to conclude the procedure.
(darkness decends upon the realm of Gundam Battle Planet, but in the distance there is a vague sound of metal being banged against something as the announcers struggle with the gong and be rid themselves of the serious trait.)
Quatre: AHEM!! We're back now, and Wufei and Duo have been banned from 'Formal, Elegant Sugar' for the rest of their lives.
Duo: (in a british accent.) What ARE you saying old chap? We most certainly have not!
Quatre: I forgot about the imported British sugar... Anyway, here come our contestants! Heero walks out looking deadly as ususal even though he rarely kills anyone of too much importance, and Relena... Oh geesh. Relena comes out batting her eyelashes at Heero...
Wufei: I commend you Quatre. You have much courage to say much a thing. Courage, Quatre. Courage. (Quatre gulps.)
Relena: Heeeeerroo! Oh Heeeeerrooo!
Duo: The horror! The horror!
Heero: I must kill her... But I can't... What wrong with me?!
Wufei: No comment.
Relena: Oh come one Heero. Forget all of this fighting and return to the Sanc Kingdom with me. Heero!
Heero: NO! (Whips out one of the 2,374,322,472 guns he had on him that day.) Stay back! I will kill you!
Relena: Shoot me then.
Heero: I... I can't!
Wufei: Oh geesh! This is a battle here! Do we still have that personality altering machine in order to make people hit into the battles?
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all! But no, that was taken from us a long time ago before these battles even started because the producers knew it would cause too much chaos.
Duo:(Still with a british accent.) DRAT!!
Relena: (All dreamy like) Heero...
Heero: (gets the courage to pull the trigger from some unknown source. He pulls the trigger. Too bad the one time he got a chance to actually shoot someone ::GASP!!::, the trigger was jammed.) Damn! Oh well, perhaps it's better this way.
Relena: Heero...
Crowd:UM!!
Wufei: Doesn't she say anything else? I mean, even the usual woman ::GASP!!:: can say more than that.
Duo: Actually old bloke, I rather think she isn't yur usual woman, so to say it.
Wufei: Did you just call me a bloke??
Duo: No no, old chap. Bloke is the word we english use to greet young men and such.
Wufei: Would you stop calling me OLD?! I'm not any older than you are!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
(Suddenly, Heero begins to hit the gun on his hand to see if he can get it to work. Unfortunately, it misfires and the bullet hits Relena.)
Relena: Heero! You did it Heero. (Dies.)
Heero: Relena! (Is too late and she is already dead.) Relena...
Announcers: UM!!
Wufei: Well, it um... Looks like Heero won after all.
Duo: I say, perhaps he wasn't so bad after all. He killed Relena.
Quatre: He FINALLY shot someone! Even though we shouldn't be fighting at all...
Wufei: Well then...
Gong: I'm ALSO a bad gong!!
Duo: To simply put it, argh. Argh.
Quatre: Well. It looks like this battle is over and Heero is our winner.
Wufei: We have nothing more to say so um... LA!! Goodbye from this really long show that you probably think is getting really boring that you are watching right now ANYWAY!!
Quatre:WUFEI!!
Wufei: (innocently) What?
(The scene fades away as you hear Quatre and Wufei arguing about Wufei's making really long names for everything. As an afternote:)
Duo: MONGOOSE!!