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92,987,252 (More or Less)Ways to KILL Door!!

Wufei: There are about three bazillion reasons why we hate Door, but even more ways to kill him!!

Quatre: Yes, we all want to kill him, even though we shouldn't be fighting at all. But he is just so stuuupid and we'd love to be unjustly cruel to him, but we shouldn't be fighting at all.

Duo: MONGOOSE!!

Wufei: Even though some of these may not actually KILL him, it would still be fun to do it just to be mean!!

Duo: Anyway, here's the list!!

Quatre: Seeing as this list has gotten sooooooooooo incredibly long, we are no longer accepting new ways to kill door, although I am sure there are many more. Thanks to all of you who sent in your ideas!

Take away his wine.

Have Wufei go after him with a shard of glass.

Go after him with the GIGANTIC CAN OPENERS OF DOOM!! Duo: DUA HA HA HA HA HA!! THE GIANT CAN OPENERS OF DOOM ARE THE BOMB!!

Rip his cape up.

Poisen the wine.

BLOW HIM TO SMITHEREENS!! Wufei: WUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Make him watch...POKEMON!! (Although he may LIKE it!!)

Have him look into the mirror!!

Have Quatre go insane, laugh like a weasel, and chase after him. Quatre: HEY!!

Give Duo something with caffine or sugar in it and sic him on Door. Duo: Hee hee.

Expose him to Pikachu.

Have Quatre blow up his house while screaming: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!! Quatre: HEY!!
Just get him NEAR Wufei and/or his Gundam
Get him near ANY of the site owners.
Give him tea instead of wine.
Give him ANYTHING instead of wine.
Wack him in the head with his wine glass.
Have Trowa stab him with his sword like hair.
Bring SAGE in. Although he might actually like that. (Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT SAGE!!)
Have Heero 'shoot' him. Wufei: What's up with that? I mean, if you're going to shoot someone, SHOOT them ALREADY!! If you're not, then don't pull a gun on them!! Stuuuupid Heero.
Wack him with his love the gutter.
KILL the gutter.
EAT him. Duo: Be careful children, I do not advise this. Sally Po is poisonous enough, eating Door would just be disgusting. He would taste like wine.
Stab him. Repeatedly. With a shard of glass.
Have those birds that he stupidly set free peck at him when they fly back.
Have Wufei spontaneously combust him. Being Wufei, he can combust anything anyway he wants.
Have Ryo order him around for a day. Or maybe just a few hours.
Have Kento roll around on top of him.
Melt him.
Step on him with a Gundam and scrape the disgusting remains of him off the bottom of your Gundam's foot. Or just step on him yourself, it probably works just as well. But that might be too disgusting, since then you will have to scrape his remains off of YOUR foot.
Make him disintergrate.
Make him die a slow and painful death.
All around obvious one: Murder him. Make into one of those Agatha Christe mysteries, except this one doesn't get solved cause no one likes the victim. Or maybe the murderer becomes an international hero.
Inspired by Hshihabi, shrink his stupid clothes while he's still in them.
More inspiration: Put a sign on his back that says: Shoot me, I'm a KNAVE!! Or: Shoot me, I'm DOOR!! Or maybe: Shoot me, I'm unprodigious and virtuous!! Wufei: WUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!Duo: DUA HAHAHAHAHA!!
Dress him up like Trowa and give him to Cathrine
Have Quinze look at him. (Quatre: Quinze has an onion face!!)
Have Door listen to Wufei rant about justice (Wufei: HEY!!!!)
Drown him with "Head and Shoulders" (Quatre: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!)
Tie him to a chair and make him watch "SPICE WORLD"
Open up a can 'o wuppass with Duo's can opener of Doom (It IS usefull!! DUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!)

The following are from our friend Hshihabi

Pull off his stupid cape and suffocate him with it
He probably comits suicide anyway
Stab him with that stupid flower that he wears
Cut his rubber hair
Shrink his ugly clothes in the dryer!

This Very Good One is from Dalorean too, but it is so good that we put it here instead.

Dress him up like Heero and stick Relena after him. Duo: I LIKE this one. Stuuuuupid Heero. DUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wufei: I must agree!! WUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Quatre: Don't make fun of Heero!! Even IF he is a bum. We shouldn't be fighting at all!!

These are from Dalorean!!

convince that Heero is gay and tell him that door likes him
when he is in an airplane scream: "shoot it down"
use him as a human sheild during a war although door isn't human
Program his mobil dolls to: Kill Door mode
bribe Anubis, Cale, or Dais to kill Door
smash into his ship a couple of times with a Gundam
Push infront of a train and watch his head fall off Duo: DUA HA HA HA HA HA!! (Secretly holding the gigantic can opener of Doom!!
Dress him up like Hitler and put him in a Jewish Church.
Make Heero insane,give a bomb and tell him to sic Door!
Call the door pest control center
have *new* shooting gallery Barbie go after him with an Ak-47 my fav. gun!
while he is taking a bath throw a plugged in toaster in the water and watch him fry!!
send a evil robotic sea monkey after door from the TV.show spy groove. Wufei: Just add water!!
Have Tinkey Winky get rabies and release him from his cage (from where he belongs) and have Door get ripped in half but you would want to run really hard when he is done with Door!
Spike his wine with lots and lots of vodka!!!!!!!!!!
Get Door Really Really drunk and throw him in a dumpster!!
send one of Quatres evil dilapidated minions! let me guess We shouldn't be fighting at all yes? Quatre: YES!!
hypnotize Lady stun gun into Killing him Wufei: I THINK we're referring to Lady Une, but I'm not sure.
Hire a mercenary!
Just kill Door, do the Nike thing and just do it!
drag the person who created Door into the middle of the road and put him out of his misery! Me:Dal hahahahahahahahahahaha cough hack hack(clears throat)
Put a sign saying,"Shoot me I'm an idiot!" on his back secretly
Wait for Door to go insane and shoot himself or itself after listening to polka music for 8 hours strait!!
Get duo REALLY hyper then give him a gun and sic him after door!
whack him over the head with a beer can
Light a M-80 and shove it in his mouth and watch his head blow up! It would really happen to!REALLY DAT NO LIE!!!!!!!
Hope he forgets to breath and suffocates!
see if Heero will destroy somebody like Door instead of being bum/loser he is Stupid Heero!
Dump him in a pool a gas and light it on fire
stab him with his fake detachable eyebrows
through him off a cliff and watch him get impaled by iron spikes!!
Hang him by his cape and cut his head off with Duo's "can opener of doom"
Shoot him with a crossbow so he can say,"you shot me! you shoot me right in the head!" then put him out of misery!
Slam his head in a door!
Stab with the treaty signing pen and say,"You want peace! There's your Stuuuupid peace!"
slit his throat.
Get Heero drunk and dress Door up like a pi�ata Quatre: I don't think you'd have to get Heero drunk to have him hit Door...though we shouldn't be fighting at all!!
Get Heero really drunk so he will hallucinate that Door is Releana
Make Heero annoyed by taking away his beer and say that Door has it
Dress Door up like Releana and give Heero a gun
Dress Door up like Heero and put him in an OZ base
Get Heero really drunk and lock Heero and Door up in a room where Heero would tell stories of his life with a bad slur that Door would kill himself
Get Heero really drunk and sic him after Door
Get Heero drunk and tell him to spike Door's wine with poison
Tell Heero a lie that his next mission is to smash Door's house with Door in it so Heero will get a weird look from security
Make Heero and Door get in a fight about Beer and wine
Dress up like Door and smack Heero and run where Door is and give Heero a gun Quatre: EW!! Dressing up like DOOR?! That's not even WORTH it!!
Get Heero really, really, really drunk and tell that Door kidnapped Releana Wufei: Geez Heero!!
Tell Releana that Door and Heero are gay and seeing each other
Dress both of them up as clowns and sell them to the circus and tell the manager that that do well with Lions

Some nice ones from SHANNON!!

Beat him with a stick Wufei: DUH!!
Shave him bald and his eyebrows too Quatre: He may not die but HEY, it's still fun to look at him and make fun of him...since we shouldn't be fighting at all!!

These are from Aquamarine

1. Dump his wine on him and set him on fire.
2. Make him listen to one of Releena's confusing and long speeches about war and peace and watch his head explode.
3. Replace his wine with 100% alcohol free grapejuice.

By: Katsy

Drown him in his wine (but make sure he won't drink it all)
Lock him in a room with rabid wolves OR chop him into itty bitty pieces and feed them to the wolves
Make him walk across the desert without any sunscreen or water and watch him burn
bury him

These are from BunnyChan

Have Tuxedo Mask stab him with either his stuuupid rose or poke him with his stuuupid cane.

This pleasant one is from AKI!!

Poison his stupid rose (so when he sniffs it he'll get a nasty surprise). Duo: I LIKE this one!!

How about these from Josh!!

Make him continuously listen to Quatre say, "We shouldn't be fighting at all!". Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Make him listen to Relena saying "Heeeeeeerrrrrooooo" with her highpitched voice

These are from Tempest!!

1. Rip off his rubber hair and stab him in the throat with 'em.
2.Take his stupid sword out of his hand because he doesn't move and stab him with it.
3. Place him in front of Libra again and fire. ((Mwahaha he won't have Lady Une to help him this time!!))
4. Record one of his stupid long speeches, lock him in a room, then make him listen to it over and over.
5. Pull on his white shirt thing that is around his neck and choke him with it.
6. Replace his wine with bleach. ((He's drunk enough not to know the diffrence!!)) Wufei: Didn't we already try that?
7. Take one of his stupid boots and beat him with it!!
8. Lock him in a room without wine!
9. Replace his 'rose scented' shampoo with hair removal stuff. ((Then all he would have left is those stupid rubber thingys!! MWAHAHAH))

Some from Emma!!

-gel his two little hair thingys back and watch him have a heart attack ( I think he's trying to look like Tom Cruise)
-hit him over the head with a big chunk of metal and insistantly shout "I HAVE MADE THE CORRECT DECISION!"
-make him wear Lady Unes glasses and watch him turn into a rabid schitzoprenic, then watch the fun begin!! Duo: DUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
-replace his wine with cloraform, wait for him to take a big wiff, watch his pass out on the floor then drop the Sanq Kingdom on him! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Some from...JASON!!

Stop Lady Une from saving him in from Libra's attack, so that we can watch the battered remain of the Tallgeese II burn up in re-entree
Replace his wine with acid
Replace his Limo's brake fluid with wine
Do a heart transplant, only replace his heart with a potato
Tell Lady Une that Door's cheating on her with Bulma. Since she can't get to Bulma, she'll at least maim Door.
Spray him with Lysol(he is a lower form of life) Wufei: NO KIDDING!!
Dress Door up like General Septum, so Une will not only toss his ass out of a plane, but also shoot him.
Make a voodoo doll, and torture it excessively. And when that doesn't work, cut his head off... Quatre: (Holding a Door voodoo doll.) QUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! (pronounced: KA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!) Hel-LO little Door!! (Has "The Face")

These are from Jickris

Put a bomb in his wine and watch him blow up Wufei: I LIKE combustion!
Put a bomb in his rose and watch him blow up
Tie his cape around his neck real tight to make him suffocate
Make someone with a sword cut his head off Wufei: I'm someone with a sword!
Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Heero sing till his head blow up

These are from Amanda and Jenn

1. Put Relena in Wing Zero or Epiyon and let her halucinate and kill Door.
2. Give Duo an imense ammount of chocolate and let him yell "Mongoose!" till Door's head explodes. Duo: MONGOOSE!!
3. Give the Deathscyth MS 'The Giant Canopener Of Doom' and let the MS kill Door with it.
4. Make Lady Une halucinate and drown Door in his own stuuupid bath.
5. Get Door's fake detacable eyebrows and wrap them around his neck and hang him with them from the nearest tree.
6. Let Quatre give his "The Earth Is So Beautiful" speech in front of Door so his head explodes.(How many times can one cute guy say 'beautiful' in one speech? I mean, Quatre sounds like he has the I.Q. of a banana. An All-American, I toldja to surrender, freakin banana!) Quatre: I OBJECT!! The Earth IS beautiful.
7. Have Relena kiss Door and her 'Kiss of Doom' will poison him.
8. Take Door's wine away and lock him up without it for 24 hours. Wufei: I sincerely think we've done that already.
9. Wrap Duo's braid around Door's neck and strangle him with it. Everyone except Duo: EHEHEHEHE!!
10. Let Brittany Spears sing to Door and watch his head explode. Wufei: OH GEESH!!

These are from Froggi

~ Tell him he won a free cruis and send him to the Burmuda Triangle (Suddenly the theme to the Twilight Zone plays)
~ Beat him with a Richard Simmions Doll
~ get him drunk, give him a gun and tell him the first to shot themself wins more wine
~ replace his wine with Dish soap
~ Give Duo all the pixie stix he wants, give him 2 knives and tell him to stab Doors eyes out
~ Tell Heero Door has taken 01, give Heero nucular weapons and send him after Door
~ tell Quatre that Door and Trowa have been having a secret love affair Quatre: I AM OFFENDED!! ~*sniff*~

These have been sent by the semi-evil Quatre_Twin!!!!!

Drop him in a pool full of acid.
Dress him up as Quatre and sic Libby on him. Libby: But then I'd be glomping Door! EW!!!!!
Put a few drops of tabasco sauce in his wine.
Addict him to Smarties (candy).
Launch him to Pluto (although he might like it there).
Stab him with Trowa's hair. Lily: Poor Trowa! We knew him well...
Run him over with Dorothy's car. Eliza: Poor Dorothy's car...
Sic a T-rex on him Lily: Poor T-rex... no wonder they are exctinct...
Have that bird he shot haunt him for the rest of his life (which won't be very long).
Strand him in another anime show, preferably Sailor Moon or Tenchi. Libby: But Tenchi has a lot of spa scenes! Lily: and Sailor Moon has waaaaay too many mini skirts! Eliza: Door....... spa scenes.... Door...... mini skirts.... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sic the Boy Scouts of America on him (I dib the final blow).
Shoot him with that fancy gun while screaming "YES! YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!"
Make hi fight against POK�MON!! Sarah: ::gasp:: NOT POK�MON!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Drop a toaster in his bath.
Make him live in a gigantic hamster house (the little exercise wheel and everything). Eliza: He _could_ stand to lose some weight...
Throw his boots in the middle of a rose bush and make him go get them.
Make Wufei aim a bit to the left with his Dragon Fang.
Lock him in a room with the Spice Girls.
Stick him in Wing Gundam before it self destructs I saved the best for last:
Lock him in the shuttle with psycho Quatre (Twin gets "the face" and starts laughing like a deranged ferret).
These are from Eliza:
- When the birds fly back to him and he's sitting on the window ledge push him out! Duo: If only someone had...
- Make him eat Gogurt.
- I'd tell him to run off ::quietly:: that cliff... to enter the happy land of Teletubies. Of course, being the stuuuupid knave that he is, he would run right off!
Why don't you read Libby's ideas?
- I'd tell him to "look over there" 'cause since he's so stuuuupid he would turn his head and I'd then chop him up into bits with the Giant Can Opener of Doom! LIBAHAHAHAHAHA!!
  How about checking out Sarah's methoids?
- Make Door go to this site after Eliza and Libby are done distroying it. Libby: Hey! Eliza: Are you forgetting, dear Lily, that it is I that knows HTML code and 'tis you that could destroy the site? Lily: Quiet, you. I resent that. ::glares:: Besides, now I know HTML too, and you are the one who is messing it up! :�! YOU FOD!!!! ^_^
  These are from Jillin-san:
- Get Bonko (Zechs)to stab Door repeatedly with the shards of his mask
  These are from Puppetmaster25:
- Cut off his head with an ice pick, and then wrap it in aluminum foil and poke forks through his head. Then stick it in the microwave for about 10 min. or until golden brown. Then let Duo's mongoose go after it...
- Have a Mobile Doll kill him
  Adara's going to kill Door once and for all!! See?:
- -Make him listen to Quatre's QUA HAH HAH laugh for 24 hours straight.
- -Lock him in a room with Relena.
- -Sic Sally on him with a machine gun.
- -Have him and Wufei rematch their swordfight from the series, but instead of embedding his sword in the floor, Wufei embeds it in Door's back!
- -Strangle him with Duo's braid.
- -Replace his wine with Dawn dishsoap.
- -Scrape him with a Brillo pad until he's a skeleton.
  I think Maikeru's got it...
- One way to kill Treize would be to put him in Wing Zero. The Zero System would screw with his mind so much, he'd probably die from system shock. Eliza: Well, I think his mind's screwed up enough...
- Another way, since he drinks so much wine, and probably gets drunk rather often, would be to remind him that a mobile suit is heavy machinery. And, as you all know, drunkenness + heavy machinery = DEATH. He'd end up crashing his MS and dying in a bigass explosion. Morbid, but true. Lily: Why must everyone be obsessed with that "drunk idea" thing? Hm?
- Then, you can let him fight a few dozen Mobile Dolls... without a Mobile suit, and armed only with his sword. I don't think steel is all too powerful against GUNDANIUM ALLOY! He'd be dust within 3 seconds.
- You could also force him to watch Tenchi in Tokyo. The horrid animation would rot his mind so horribly, he'd go comatose. If it weren't for my trusty remote control, the same fate would have befallen myself.
- Though this isn't a way to KILL Treize, it may make him mariginally less moronic: Make him witness how beautiful war REALLY is... by showing him footage from the violent World Wars of the last century. It would be a good lesson for his war-loving ass.
- Eliza: Okay, that's all we have for now, but I promise I'll add more soon. If you have any good ideas send them to MewMouse13@aol.com. I'll add a link... soon... If I figure out how... Maybe this will work... Well, see ya around! Please, no junk mail.
  
  Duo these prodigious ideas are from Kat:
- Get Dorothy to stab him with the eyebrows!!!!(But make sure Quatre's not around!)
- Get Duo to kill him with Deathscythe!
- Get Heero to kill him with Wing!
- Get Trowa to kill him with Heavyarms!
- Let Quatre sit this one out,because....*ahem* "WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!"
- Get Wufei to kill him with Shenlong/Nataku!(Oh wait,he already did...)
- Heck,JUST KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!
  
  Duo: These were sent ot us by Gundam Girl 09:
  
  1. Make him watch teletubies (May like it though...)
  2. Ask my dog to eat door up.
  3. Make him listen to someone singing in a high pitch voice.
  (It'll burst his wine glasses. BWAHAHAHA!!!!)
  
  Duo: *pulls bag of sugar from his pocket* Oh where were we? oh yea! these wonderful ways to kill door were sent by Megami Kawai:
- Poke him
- Make a voodoo doll with his hair and (with plastic gloves on) rip it up
- let Wufei use Chinese water torture on him
- Tell Heero, "Your mission, kill Door." And watch the magic
- Give him a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it
- hit with stick
- Feed him Sally's hair
- White him out from the show AND manga(Duo: How do you white someone out of a tv screen?)
- Kill him with a bouncy ball
- Squish him with a feather
- First, turn him into a flea, (A tiny little flea) then put him into a box, then put him into another box (with Relena), then mail him to Duo and let him kill Door with a scythe(Duo: I like this one! I get to be the one to kill him!)
- sing the barney song
  
  Duo: Woah! This list is getting long! Does anyone actually read all these? Anyway....these ideas were sent in by Azu-Ohki:
- Tell Relena that he's trying to kill Hero
- Tell Duo you'll give him a bunch of Hershey bars if he kills Door
- Tell Hero and Wufei (you'll see) that Relena will spontaniously combust if they kill Door, then watch as they slaughter him
- Put Door in DragonBall-Z, dress him up as Cell or Frieza, them put him infront of Super-Saiyan Gohan (teen is best) and watch Gohan blow him to pieces with Kamehameha!!!
- Make a Pikachu use Thunder on him!
- Stab him and say, "You want peace? Well heres PIECE of my mind!" and stab him again.
  
  Quatre: *looks around* I dont see Klarth anywhere. *sobs* LITTLE MINION ARE YOU HERE?!
  
  Erie Silence
  
  Quatre: I guess I'll have to keep this book store for my self
  
  *Klarth enters and apon seeing Quatre is very startled*
  
  Klarth: What are you doing here!?
  
  Quatre: I bought you an entire Bald n'Books Store!
  
  Klarth: Yay! I have always wanted my own Bald n'Books Store!*grabs it from Quatre's hand*
  
  A knavish person named Ned the Magic Trout: Since when is it possible to grab a book store from someones hand?
  
  A random person named Bob: Be quiet! Your interrupting them!
  
  Quatre: I've given your more than you asked for, now release My Minion and Duo's Little Friend!
  
  Klarth: They are not here right now but if you leave a message they will get back to you as soon as they can.*dissapears in a puff of smoke*
  
  A knavish person named Ned the Magic Trout: That was very uncreative.