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Youji: Welcome to the very first and probably very last episode of Gundam Battle Planet on this site. It's not really Gundam, but, you know... just work with me here. *Pulls out Dental Floss of Doom and plays with it*
Koushiro HA!!: WHY am I stuck hosting this page with YOGI?!
Yogi the Bear: I'm SMMAAAARTTTEER than the average bear!
Youji: Somehow I think you're trying to mock me here.
Koushiro HA!!: No, you think? KOUSHIRO HA THE ASSASSIN AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Youji: That has got to be the strangest diabolical laugh I have heard yet.
Koushiro HA!!: At least I have one!!
Youji: ANYWAY!! Let's get to the battle scene. Today the ringer of our stupid screwy gong is Daisuke!!
Daisuke: HI!! I'm DAISUKE THE 2983167263th!! THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE NAMED DAISUKE!! *Picks up gargantuan mallet and whacks the gong*
Gong: WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID AND SCREWY, GUY THAT KILLS PEOPLE WITH DENTAL FLOSS!! BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS DAISUKE TOO!! GONG HAHAHAHA!!
Youji: HEY!! Even the gong is against me. Sniff.
Koushiro HA!!: So, let's get this battle started. Miyako and the female counterpart as it would be in Spanish, have both walked out looking knavish and annoying.
Miaka: I'M more annoying I tell you!! ME!! I'm the one that is all important and has a good five guys falling in love with me and responsible for killing three of them!!
Miyako: WELL!! I'm MORE ANNOYING!! I fall in love with five guys, and that's more annoying than YOU!!
Youji: LOOK AT THE TWO OF THEM!! GEESH!! I even think that they are annoying, and it's hard for me to think ANY girl is annoying.
Koushiro HA!!: Oh shut up Yogi Bear!!
Youji: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! TWITCH!!
Koushiro HA!!: ANYWAY!! The two of them are currently batting at each other annoyingly.
Miaka: *calls on stupid little god person to grant her three wishes* KILL MIYAKO!!
Miyako: Hawkmon, SHINKA DE!!
Stupid God Guy: NANI?! They're too similar!! WHAT WILL I DO?!
Hawkmon: HAWKMON, SHINKA!! AQUILAMON!! *Looks around STUPIDLY* I don't know which one is which!!
The two of the spontaneously combust due to confusion.
Youji: Oh dear god. Oh wait, he just spontaneously combusted. Stuuuuupid god guy. Now what? Now there's just clawing at each other. *looks over at Koushiro HA!!* HEY!! Why don't we kill them with our Dental Floss of Doom?
Koushiro HA!!: SURE!! *They throw their Dental Flosses of Doom at the two and they explode.
Youji: So, you want to go out to dinner with me now that we are out of a job?
Koushiro HA!!: NO! Um, I mean, no, I would rather spend a day with DOOR!! Actually, wait...
Youji: Oh come on, I know you don't mean that...
Koushiro HA!!: You think too highly of your *cough* appearance. *cough*