Why we call him Door

Ever wonder why the heck we call him Door? Well you see, when Duo and Quatre first saw him, they didn't know what his name was, so they looked around the room and saw this door.

Quatre: What shall we call him?

Duo: (shrugs) Let's just call him... Door.

Quatre: He kinda bugs me.

Duo: He rather is a knave.

So the nickname kind of stuck, and since his real name is not that much better, he was just forever called Door.

Wufei: Note how I am not in this section at all. Thats because I had nothing to do with this, and since I am so prodigious, I knew what his name was. But still, Door was a better name for him. And in case you didn't notice, yes, we think he is really really stupid.

And therefore, this site came to be, dedicated to the one we call Door.

Duo: Hey, who are you anyway? What are you doing here? And what privilige do you have of saying we???

Quatre: You are so unprodigious! Who are you to tell the story of how we came to call him Door?? (Both of them look threatening)

Um... Bye Bye!! (It leaves and is never heard from again.)

Wufei: Ehehehehe.