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STUFF TO PONDER!!

Okay, we all know that in the course of your puny insignificant lives, you have pondered many things. Well, we ALL have that little problem. But, in case you are "SPECIAL" we at the "Anti dis non liking loathing despising shrine to hating DOOR that knave and we don't mean the ones you open and close, have created a small list of things to think about for those of you who are capable.

1. If Jimmy cracked corn...and NOBODY cares...why does he keep doing it. And furthermore, is corn even crackable?! Is Jimmy just SO professional at cracking corn that he is able to hit little corn kernals with a hammer and not get corn juice all over himself?

2. How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck and can they EVEN chuck wood? (The poem never says that they can't.)

3. If Fuzzy Wuzzy is just a bald bear then what possessed his parents to name him "Fuzzy Wuzzy"? Did they do it JUST to spite him?

4. When the three little pigs said, "Not by the hairs of our chinny-chin chins!!"...WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!

5. Trowa's anti-gravity hair...I say no more...

6. What exactly IS Mystery Meat? Is it even real or is it just a sick joke created by lunch ladies when they decided to do a closet revolt?

7. Is there a such thing as "Opposite Day"? Because if someone just out of nowhere decided that they wanted it to be Opposite Day, they would have to say, "It's NOT Opposite Day." But that could just mean that it really ISN'T. So if the person wanted to just come out and SAY, "It's Opposite Day" then since it actually IS Opposite Day then that would mean that it really ISN'T Opposite Day!!

8. The thingy that hangs from the back of your throat...ponder that!

9. Why the secret of the universe is 42.

10. If a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood, why is it called a woodchuck? And if it CAN, what's the point of 'if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood'?

11. Sage is alive. I rest my case.

12. Who is the Mysterious Operator?

13. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're SKIPPING this number!!!

14. Who the HECK thinks up Anime character's hair????

15. Why does every character on Gundam Wing have violent hair besides Quatre? (Quatre: YAY!! im not violent!! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!!)

16. How the heck are WE supposed to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks?? (if a woodchuck DOES chuck wood)

17. Quatre's insane laugh. Do we need to say anything else?(Quatre: HEY!!!!)

18. WHY does Duo's hair move in zero g when HE dosent?


More to come because pondering is EVER so fun..