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Wufei:Welcome to another episode of THIS SHOW!! And if you don't know what that is, THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Duo: You'll have to excuse Wufei today, he's cranky after not getting enough sleep last night.
Wufei: I am NOT cranky! Who DARES say I'm cranky?!
Duo: Calm down Wufei, we didn't say anything... (Nervously) Anyway, today Quatre will finally be getting his wish and be able to fight Door!
Crowd: YYYYYAAAAYYYYY!!
Wufei: SILENCE!! (throws little knives at the Crowd.)
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Wufei: grumble grumble We better not have a screwy gong today grumble grumble Our gong ringer GRUMBLE!! will be Jigglypuff. GRUMBLE!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOT JIGGLYPUFF!!
Jigglypuff walks out looking uncute and evil. It walks up to the gong, but before it can hit the thing, it spontaneously combusts.
Duo: Didn't we say no Pokemon were allowed?! What's with this? And Wufei, stop combusting people!!
Wufei: (really annoyed.) IT WAS JIGGLYPUFF!!
Duo: That's true... But now who will ring our gong??
Wufei: OH I WILL!! (Magically picks up the hammer from his seat in the announcer's chair and magically hits the gong with it.)
Duo: How come YOU know magic?
Gong: GGGGGOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG!!
Wufei: Hey wait a second, gongs don't go gong... THATS IT!! (Magically smashes the gong again and again until it is in a bazillion little piece and replaces it with another one.) I CAN DO MAGIC BECAUSE I AM EXTREMELY ANNOYED!!
Duo: (is scared) OK, is there any way we can make you not extremely annoyed?
Wufei: I like being ALONE!!
Duo: (cringes.) That's the one thing I can't do right now. I have my duties as an announcer.
Crowd: YYYYYAAAAYYYYY!!!
Wufei: SHUT UP!! (spontaneously combusts the Crowd.)
Duo: Wufei! You just killed our audience!!
Wufei: Sorry. (Doesn't look sincere at all.) I'll bring them back if they promise to be absolutely silent.
Ghost of Crowd: (nods eagerly but silently.)
Wufei: FINE!! (brings the Crowd back to life.)
Crowd: (thinking) That was an unpleasant sensation. What a scary person.
Duo: Anyway, Quatre has come out of the gates in the Gundam Sandrock!! Also, as Wufei would say, with Gigantic Can Openers of DOOM!!
Wufei: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!
Duo: (even more nervously.) No, of course not. (thinking about whether or not to ask Wufei to do this, but deciding against it since he doesn't want Wufei to become even MORE annoyed and crazy.) And from the other gates, here comes... (cringe) Door... In... Bosworth.
Quatre: I want you to DIE DOOR!! EVEN THOUGH WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Door: But don't you LIKE me? Everyone LIKES me. Especially my Wufei.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Wufei: NO I DON'T!! AND I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE WUFEI!! SHUT UP YOU STUPID PERSON BEFORE I BLOW YOU UP!! A MILLION TIMES!!
Door: WAAAAAAAAAAA! Wufei, you are so mean!!
Duo: Ugh, poor Wufei. Poor everyone. STUUUUUUUPID DOOR!! What's this? Quatre's taking the opportunity and attacking while Door is crying! He's venting out all his anger on Door!! He's killing him! He's slicing him open!
Wufei: If I couldn't SEE, and it wasn't Door, I would have to ask you WHO'S SLICING WHO OPEN?! MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS CLEAR!! ARGH!! I must vent my frustration!! (makes the Crowd explode.)
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Duo: Why do they scream after they explode??? Wufei, you blew up our Crowd again!
Wufei: (VERY threateningly) Do you have something against that???!!!
Duo: Meep. No. (secretively brings the Crowd back to life.)
Wufei: Good. (Doesn't see what Duo did, which is good for Duo.)
Quatre: HELLO UP THERE!! Back to ME, please?
Duo: Oh right. Wait, what is this? I think Door is already dead! YYYYYAAAYYYYY!!
Everyone: YES!! (Suddenly, Door's remains regroup AGAIN and begins to come back to life.)
Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Wufei: This is getting REALLY OLD!! WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DIE?!
Duo: Because if he died then there would be no one to hate!! Now PLEASE, ring the gong before he comes back to life permanently and kills Quatre.
Wufei: FINE!! (magically rings the gong again.)
Gong: I HATE MY JOB!!
Wufei: ARGH!! (makes the gong explode and replaces it with a new one.)
Duo: hehe... So that marks the end of another episode of Gundam Battle Planet, and I guess Quatre is our winner, except this time Wufei didn't do much.
Wufei: MAXWELL!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! ARE YOU SAYING I'M USELESS?! THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?!
Duo: No... ehehe... Of course not.
Wufei: YOU BETTER NOT BE!!
Duo: Ehehehe... Bye bye everybody. (The scene fades away into darkness, but in the background you hear...) OW!!
Wufei: Who says I'm cranky?! I am NOT cranky!!
Quatre: GUYS!! WE shouldn't be fighting at all!! OW!!