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Why We Hate Door

Wufei: There are about three bazillion reasons why we hate Door, but we just... hate him. It very hard to explain. He's just... such an unprodigious virtuous knave.

Quatre: Yes, we all want to kill him, even though we shouldn't be fighting at all. But he is just so stuuupid and we'd love to be unjustly cruel to him, but we shouldn't be fighting at all.

Duo: MONGOOSE!!

Wufei: Um, yes Duo. (backing away slowly.)

(note: Yes, all of these reaons are somewhat biased.)

He sounds like a chipmunk
He has that stuuupid cape.
Him and his WINE.
His stuuupid sword, and his stuuupid way of sword fighting. He like, doesn't move. Duo: (imitating Door.) Ha! I will not move in this sword fight because I know I won't lose! HA! (pretends to lose and die.)
He stands about three feet away from the window, and when Wufei breaks it, none of the glass shards hit him. Wufei: What is up with that? Is he made out of rubber or something? Do they just bounce off?
His speeches. It's just like, shut up already!
His stuuuupid philosophies about human nature and war and soldiers and all that unprodigious stuff. Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all!
His hair. It like, doesn't move. And what's up with those weird little bangs type thingies? His hair is so... bribonish. (Which is also a reason why we hate Trowa. His hair like, stands up no matter what, and it switches sides!! Buts thats not the point...) Quatre: Don't make fun of Trowa. He's our friend. We shouldn't be fighting at all...
He has no significance to the show what so ever, except to be a person there for us to hate and try to kill. What is the point of having him there? Duo: Panda, panda, panda, MONGOOSE!!
His last name. What kind of weird obscure little last name is that anyway? And can ANYONE spell it right? Wufei: Krustranada? Krestrunada? Oh, WHATEVER!!
How UNCUTE he is as a chibi. He is SO uncute. Besides, what descent person lets a chibi drink WINE? Just goes to show you about him and his WINE. (Did everyone see that picture where they are all chibis and in their p.j.'s? Wufei is VERY cute.)Quatre: What about me? I'm cute!! Even though we shouldn't be fighting at all...
Why, oh WHY does he have flashbacks of events he never saw? It makes absolutely no sense! So what is he, psychic? Wufei: I say psycho is more like it. (chuckles cruelly at Door's expence.)
How everyone follows him even if he is a knave and risk their lives for this GUY who is so not worth it. Duo:MONGOOSE!! Kind of like Quatre's 3,496,584,652,652 minions!! Quatre: Hey! Don't diss my minions! MINIONS!! Come fight him for me since we shouldn't be fighting at all! Minions: YES MASTER QUATRE!!!
Everyone calls him, 'your excellency'. That is really annoying, they're all like his minions or something. And he is not in any way excellent, so why call him 'your excellency'? He doesn't DESERVE respect.
What kind of name is Treize anyway? Besides being an unlucky number, its also a bunch of plates! (trays) It's so unprodigious! No one prodigious would have a name like Treize.
What kind of stupid name is Door? He's a DOOR!! Wufei: I had no part in this one. It's not my fault his name is Door.
No one LIKES him, so we must hate him!!
He is so stupid, when will he get a clue? Hello? Anyone in that thick skull of his?
He is Wufei's enemy, and Wufei is the bomb!! Wufei: YEAH!! Duo:I'm the bomb too!! Quatre: Me too!!
He is our enemy!
He is a KNAVE!!
The fact that he is Door.
He can communicate telipathicly with an UNCONSIOUS Lady Une. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT????????
He thinks the Gundam Pilots are fighters that describe his ideal. (ack! WAY to many vocabulary words!!!!) Yet they are fighting AGAINST HIM!!!!!!!
He likes to pose too much!!!! what kind of person has their GUNDAM stand in a pose??????
He goes and has an illegitimate daugter!
Lady Une STILL likes him after he goes and has a illegitimate daughter.
Everything about him!!

These were sent in by Fire Rose!!

1. Door's the cause of Lady Une's evil personality, and she's such a bitch when she's evil.
2. He set up Heero...remember, when all the Alliance leaders were killed? Door set Heero up to kill all those people, and Heero took all the blame. Grrrr...
3. Door listens to bad opera. How creepy is that?

These are from Lona!

1) yes, the opera is bad, but what about those banoculars-on-a-stick he uses to watch it?
2) i read some where that he designed that uniform...'nuff said.
3) ... and if he didn't design it, well, he *wears* it.
4) he's stupid. how many times has he taken the blame(credit?) for zechs's mistakes?

Reasons to hate him from Venus

He sacrifices his men which is just plain messed up
He thinks he's all great and stuff
On one show he wouldn't let a mother get her baby away from the edge of the dock
After he did the above and the baby was safe he looked disapointed
He wants peace but still fights
He ends up using the Talguese (sp?) in the last few shows
He likes Lady Une (both personalities)
He hides from his enemies sometimes
He used Zechs in the first few episoids
And he somehow found out that Zechs was Releena's Brother. I mean doesn't he know how to keep to his stupid and screwed up nose out of other people's business?
He tried to kill Zechs because he thought he would get more people to like him or something but luckly Zechs escaped
He somehow gave Lady Une her split personality disorder
He is the leader of OZ
He thinks he is special because he died in vain when when Wufei killed him (Wufei why did you get all mad at yourself for killing him?)Wufei: Because I could have made him die a more PAINFUL death
He did the worst kind of thing: He tricked the colonies into believing he wanted peace
He still made weapons when he was "trying" to make peace
He thinks that God understands the steps that they were trying to take
He too calm when there is a fight. I mean like is he a robot or what? What kind of human can do that except for Heero? Do you have to be an alien?
He is too much like my evil stepdad
His sence of clothing is messed up. Like who wears boots that are higher than your knees and white pants and look like some freak from the 1700's?
His hair is just to brown and not really a natural color like Quatre's Quatre:HEY!! THE BLONDE JOKES!!! WATCH IT!! Even though we shouldn't be fighting at all...
He is too broad shoulder
His cape is on one shoulder and side ways. What kind of freak wears a cape like that?
His skin is the wrong color
He thinks that mobil suits should be piloted by people. He could save more lives if used that mobil doll system!!!

Back to the The Anti Dis Non Liking Loathing Despising Shrine of Hating Door, That KNAVE, and We Don't Mean the Ones You Open and Close!! There! We wrote it down!

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