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Izzy: Welcome to another episode of Gundam Battle Planet! We are going to be your guest hosts today!
Touma: Thats right, since two of the normal hosts will be in the battle today, and one of them is mysteriously missing and no where to be found! And ONCE MORE, we have had our gong replaced!!
Crowd: YYYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!!
Izzy: We are so appreciated.
Touma: But of course. They must like us, we are the bomb!
Izzy: Thats true. We are the smartest people from our respective cartoon shows.
Touma: Quite true. I wonder who's the smartest from Gundam though.
Izzy: Arguably, Wufei. Although one could say they have all had their moments of idioticness. There certainly is no genius.
Touma: True. (turns back to crowd.) We have a very special battle for you today, since its the first time we'll have a two on two battle!
Izzy: That's right! And our gong ringer for today will be my own friend Motimon!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!
Izzy: Does that crowd really like us, or is it just me?
Touma: (whispering) No, I think Wufei told them to encourage us more just before he left. They're afraid of him because of what he did during Quatre's battle with Door.
Izzy nods, and all of a sudden Motimon walks out looking cute and prodigious as usual. The crowd cheers again as everyone there likes him. He goes over to the gong and picks up the hammer with some difficulty, and rings the gong.
Gong: AHUCK!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT THE FORBIDDEN WORD!! (Some random guys goes up and smashes the gong only to replace it with another one.)
Touma: And from this side of the arena we have Duo and Quatre, the two hosts of the show, with their respective Gigantic Can Openers of DOOM!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!
Duo: Oh yeah! We rule!!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!
Izzy: Touma, you've been listening to Wufei too much. Anyway, from this side of the arena is our challengers, the OTHER Gundam Pilots, Heero and Trowa, the two silent ones.
From Heero and Trowa: ::silence::
Crowd: UM!!
Izzy: Well, I KNOW that Duo and Quatre are going to beat Trowa and Heero but I also know that Duo will end up doing EVERYTHING while Quatre will just be sitting in the corner crying and shouting, 'We shouldn't be fighting at all!!'
Touma: WHAT?! Duo can't stay serious!! Quatre may be a little wimpy but he has his head on straight!! Quatre will end up killing Heero and Trowa by himself while Duo...well, he'll probably be doing something stupid and...Duoish.
Izzy: You ready to back that up?
Touma: Yeah. What are you getting at Izzy?
Izzy: Nothing. I was just wondering if you wanted to make a little wager about who will win. Winner gets twenty?
Touma: Shame on you Izzy!! Betting is a bad, bad thing!!
Izzy: Oh okay. Sorry.
Touma: Make it fifty.
Izzy: All right. If Duo wins, you give me twenty, if Quatre wins, I give YOU twenty. Deal?
Touma: Deal.
Quatre: I think they're ignoring us.
Duo: HEY!! Why aren't you focusing all of your time and energy on us?!
Izzy: Oh yeah.
Touma: Okay, get with the killing and fighting and all that kind of fun stuff that you guys do.
Izzy: I wouldn't talk. You do it too.
Touma: This isn't about me, Izzy!
Izzy: I never said it was about you!
Touma: Yes you...oh never mind!
Quatre: I don't think we picked the right narrator-announcer people for the job. They don't seem to get along very well.
Duo: Does that really matter?
Quatre: It would be nice since we shouldn't be fighting at all and this whole tournament goes against every moral principal I have!
Duo: Quatre...shut-up.
Quatre: WELL!!
Izzy: Okay, Heero is charging toward Duo and Quatre who don't seem to be paying attention and...
Touma: ...and Heero was just mysteriously blown to smitereens!!
Izzy: How did that happen?!
Touma: I don't know! Wait a second...what's that?! (Points to a puff of smoke eminating from the ground.)
Izzy: I'm not sure but LOOK!! There appears to be someone stepping out of it!! An alien? NO!! It's WUFEI!!
Touma: It's kind of hard to mistake Wufei for an alien Izzy.
Izzy: Shut up!!
Touma: Wufei, what are you doing here?
Wufei: Making a dramatic enterance at the end so I can come in and kill all the knavish people. (Grins.)
Izzy: (for some reason thinks that Wufei is grinning at HIM and becomes scared of him.) Um, OK.
Wufei: Thanks for taking over the annoucers chair you guys, but you know, I just had to kill a couple of people. I REALLY don't like Heero. (Blows up Trowa as well.) I don't like Trowa either.
Touma: Wait a second, one of our teams has been destroyed! But not by the other team... So who wins?
Izzy: We'll just suppose Quatre and Duo won, since they're the only ones left. (Does this since he doesn't want to upset Wufei by making his fellow announcers lose, and he is afraid of Wufei.)
Touma: Oh, OK then.
Quatre: YAY!! We won and we didn't have to fight at all!
Duo: Man, I wanted to kill Trowa! Oh well, at least we won.
Wufei: WUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks guys. (Disappears in another puff of smoke.)
Touma: HEY!! He didn't even relief us of having to announce! (Suddenly, Motimon comes back out and rings the gong.)
Gong: HUT YUCK!!
Everyone: More forbidden words! (someone goes and destroys that gong too.)
Touma: Well, it looks like this rounds is over, and our winners are Quatre and Duo. (To Izzy.) And it looks like we don't owe each other anything!
Izzy: Logically, since they both did nothing, we should both give each other twenty.
Touma: But that makes no sense!
Izzy: It is the logical thing to do. (Hands Touma a twenty.)
Touma: OK... (grabs the twenty and disappears before Izzy can protest.) TUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Izzy: HEY!! ~*Sniff*~ (goes into the corner and cries.)