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Duo: Welcome to the strangest battle yet, the good side of Lady Une VS the bad side of Lady Une. Using our all powerful machine of split personalities, we split them into two people. Unfortunately, due to a small mistake, we also split Wufei into two people. There's the NICE Wufei and the MEAN CRANKY Wufei.
MEAN Wufei: ARE YOU CALLING ME CRANKY?! I AM NOT CRANKY!! AND PUT ME BACK TOGETHER YOU STUPID UNPRODIGIOUS VIRTUOUS KNAVES!!
Nice Wufei: It isn't nice to split us apart. Even though some all powerful persons like me better this way. (Hangs out with a certain all powerful persons) But put us back together.
Quatre: But Wufei, isn't it NICE to be NICE?
MEAN Wufei: NO!! (the two Wufeis chase Duo and Quatre around the arena and all of a sudden Touma and Izzy appear out of no where.)
Touma: What are we doing here again? NOOOO, NOT THIS AGAIN!!
Izzy: The announcers are chasing each other around the arena, so I think we have to announce again.
Touma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Wait, why are there two Wufeis? ANYWAY!! Our gong ringer for today will be my friend Shin!!
Shin walks out a bit intimidated by the Crowd and looking very nervous and blushing. He nervously picks up the hammer and lightly taps the gong.
Gong: ding
Izzy: Um, OK... This is getting a bit OLD with the gong. (replaces it once more.)
Touma: Geesh Shin, I think you have to hit it harder than that. Anyway, our contestants... OK, WHAT IS UP WITH THIS??!! WHY ARE THERE TWO OF EVERYONE?! Anyway, our um... contestants come out and try to avoid our announcers who are still chasing each other around the arena!!
Duo: OK fine, here's the machine! (pulls the trigger, but he trips and the beam hits the gong, reflecting all over the room.)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The OTHER Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Nice, Innocent Touma: What an unusual sensation.
Evil Touma Who Steals Izzy's Money: TUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Nice Izzy: There's two of me!
Mean, Crazy, Diabolical Izzy: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hyper Duo: MONGOOSE!!
Evil Duo: DUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Good Quatre: This is a bad thing!
Destructive Quatre: QUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!(Pronounced: KA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
Wufei: I'm back to normal again, but this is... (Looks at everyone.) I'm sorry, this battle will be momentarily discontinued due to technical difficulties.
Everyone is being chased around by the evil versions of everyone, and Evil Duo has a machine, but so does hyper Duo, and they're trying to figure out which one is which. Hyper Duo presses the button and they see that it is the splitting one since there are now about 80 Duos running around. With machines. Everyone tries to get the machine from Evil Duo, but he is evil and won't give it to them and all the other evil people are helping him keep it away.
Nice Touma: I'm surrounded by Duos!! AHHHHHHHH!! (they are running up the walls and on the ceiling and being hyper.)
(Various different types of diabolical laughter is heard in the background, and the scene fades away, but you can hear the sounds of a struggle coming from the general area of Evil Duo. In all of the confusion someone pushes the button. This time, it works right.)
Wufei: Duo, how come there are no more sides to you besides the Hyper and Evil ones?
Duo: Do you REALLY want to know?
Quatre: No.
Touma: Hey, I'm me again! And so is everyone else! Does that mean we get excused from announcing duty?
Wufei: Yeah sure. Hows about we have lunch after though? Announcing makes one hungry.
Izzy: OK. I'll tell Touma to invite the all powerful persons. (they leave, grinning at Wufei's misfortune.)
Wufei: Uh...! But... but... but...! How come HE gets to invite the all powerful persons?? (is depressed.)
Quatre: Because they like him better Wufei.
Duo: Anyway, our contestants have become one person again, so I guess this fight is over. And I think we all agree we should not try to use that machine again. (Seals the machine away in a secretive vault.)
Duo: All hail the all powerful persons!!
Wufei: That's not fair!!
Quatre: EHEHEHE!! (starts laughing like a weasel.)