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Duo:Welcome to a combination of Digimon, Sailor Moon and all of those OTHER violent T.V. shows that people watch but definitely NOT Pokemon!!
Quatre: Actually, it's Gundam Battle Planet...
Duo: And since Wufei won our little game, he gets to fight Door first!
Quatre:Yeah, lucky him. And we get stuck announcing.
Duo:Anyway. Our gong ringer for the day is That Unprodigious Virtuous Knavish Guy from Tenchi Muyo!
Quatre: I really hate him.
That Unprodigious Virtuous Knavish Guy from Tenchi Muyo walks in holding an umbrella. He turns around and looks at every stupidly before walking up to the gong. Instead of hitting it with the hammer, he fold up his umbrella and hits the gong with it.
Gong:(in a ringing, singsong gong voice)I am a stupid unprodigious virtuous knave!!
Quatre: UM!! Would someone PLEASE fix the gong?! (One of Quatre's Minions comes out and replaces the gong with another, but they don't bother to check if that one works or not.)
Duo: Anyway. Wufei walks calmly out looking cool and prodigious as usual! And the crowd goes wild!
Crowd:YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!
Wufei: Thank you.
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! And here comes Door with his stuuuuuupid cape and his wine! NOOOOOOOOOO!! AHHHHHHHHH!! The horror! Someone save us!
Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I am permanently traumatized!!
Crowd:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Door: (in a chipmunky voice after having drank too much wine.) What? Don't you like me?
Everyone:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Duo: Alright then, let the fighting begin. And Wufei, I sincerely hope you kill him.
Quatre: Wufei definitely has the advantage here, as he is MUCH more prodigious than Door.
Duo: Look! He's attacking Door with a shard of glass! He's stabbing Door repeatedly!! YAY!! Go Wufei!!
Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! What's this? Door's remains are collecting themselves together and forming Door again!! DISGUSTING!! Will the horror ever end???!!!
Door: (In a whiney chipmunky voice that sounds disgusting.) Wufei!! Why are you killing me? Don't you love me anymore??
Wufei:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Door: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OH MY GOD!! POOR, Poor, poor Wufei!! Door is trying to kill him by annoying him and disgusting him!!
Quatre: Oh this is horrible! I can't bear to watch! (covers eyes) I can't bear to listen! (covers ears) Poor Wufei...
Duo: (sadly) Yes. We knew him well.
Wufei: Hey! I'm not dead YET!!
Duo: Oh. Sorry!! Well, any other NORMAL guy would have died under such torture!!
Wufei: I must...kill...DOOR!!
Duo: (To Quatre.) How is it that WUFEI gets the pleasure of killing Door?
Quatre: He won rock, paper, scissors...REMEMBER?
Wufei: Hey!! Back to me here!!
Quatre: Terribly sorry!! So, Wufei has just grabbed Door's wine glass and OH GEEZ!! He just smashed it!!
Duo: Um...whatever Door's doing is...just not right!!
Quatre: Is that even legal?
Duo: Cover your eyes people, you don't want to see this!
Quatre: (Has eyes covered.) I know MY eyes are!!
Duo: HA! What's this? Door is dying since he has no wine!! Thats SO STUPID!!
Quatre: Stuuuuuuupid Door.
Duo: I THINK he's dead but after witnessing what just happened...I'm a little skeptical.
Quatre: I'm gonna have nightmares for WEEKS!!
Duo: And just look at WUFEI!! He looks MORTIFIED!!
Quatre: I think he looks HAPPY just because Door's finally DEAD!!
Crowd: YAY!!
Duo: OH GOD!! Door's coming back to life!! (suddenly, The Unprodigious Virtuous Knavish Guy From Tenchi Muyo comes out obscurely and rings the gong AGAIN.)
Obscure SECOND Gong: ROUND'S OVER!!
Quatre: Stupid guy!! You're not supposed to do that! AND WHAT'S WITH THAT GONG?!
Duo: And it looks like we're safe from Door's wrath...FOR NOW!! But are we safe from Quatre's?
Quatre: HEY!!
Door: DOORA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Crowd: SHUT-UP DOOR!!