You Know You Hate Door Too Much When...

Wufei: You know, we kind of veered off of hating Door for a while with that whole KOUSHIRO HA!! thing.

Quatre: KOUSHIRO HA!!

Duo: But anyway, back to hating Door.

Wufei: You know, the title of this page is really inadequate.

Duo: It's TRUE!! You can NEVER hate Door TOO much!!

Quatre: Let's change it!

1. You're here, aren't chya? (Wufei: OK, OK, so we cheated.)
2. You make a site dedicated to hating Door. (Duo: There we go again!!)
3. You think up of many, many ways to kill Door. ( Quatre: We shouldn't... Wufei: SILENCE!!Duo: MONGOOSE!!)
4. You actually do go kill Door. (Everyone: BWA HAHAHAHA!!)
5. You have distorted pictures of Door just to laugh at his stupidity.
6. You write stories where Door acts stupid and dies. (Duo: He's always stuuuuuupid.)
7. You LIKE our site. (Wufei: WELL?! Who WOULDN'T?! Duo: Calm down Wufei... Wufei: Don't tell ME to calm down!! I AM calm!!)
8. You like US. (Quatre: That's obvious, is it not?)
9. You look away whenever you see him.
10. You cringe at the mere mention of his name.
11. These are from Shiiro.~You can't sleep at night because you think that Door's spirit will posses your bedroom door while you sleep
12. ~Everytime you see Door on Gundam Wing, you try your very hardest not to attack your T.V.
13. ~you fail
14. ~You wish you were Wufei so you could've had the eternally great honor of killing Door (Wufei: FINALLY!! Someone with something GOOD to say about ME!! Quatre: Someone always has something good to say about ME!! Duo: Well... Quatre: SILENCE!!)
15. ~You have dreams of you throwing Door's body into an endless pit (Everyone: BWA HAHAHAHA!!)
16. ~You burn every door in your house, because you just hate Door so much, and just looking at a door pisses the hell out of ya!
17. These are from Oriana-Everytime you see Door on t.v or elsewhere you can't help it but say "DIE DOOR!".
18. You are convinced your bedroom is posessed by Door's spirit becuase your door has fallen off it's hinges and has attacked you a few times *this has happened to me*
19. You want to kill your nextdoor neighbor because he looks like Door *ex. my neighbor*
20. You try not to lose your lunch whenever the bathtub scene w/Door comes on.
21. These are from Colby~You write your own poems about Door getting killed
22. ~You fantasize that he is in the place of all those other pilots that get killed
23. ~You want to go back in time and kill his parents
24. ~You go to Lady Leiwe's fanfic archive just to read the stories where he dies
25. ~You beat up the one Treize loving kid after school
26. ~You also beat him up before school (Wufei: Wow. Duo: Yeah.)
27. ~You go to a shooting range and you don't do very well until your instructor places a picture of Door on the target
28. ~In an outraged fit you hire an assassin to kill Door but after you pay him you realize he's just a cartoon character.
29. ~You participate in this site's activities
30. ~You shoot little chipmunks that sound like Door.
31. ~You make huge holes in YOUR door with a chair (this HAS happened)
32. ~You hide under the pillows of your couch when Door comes on
33. ~You have contests of who can mess up Door's picture the most(Duo: That's always fun! I love doing that!)
34. ~You go to the "you know you hate door too much when..." page. (Quatre: This one is actually NOT our fault!!

Wufei: Um.. I have mental block right now.

Duo: WUFEI!! How DARE you have mental block when we are hating Door!!

Wufei: Sorry.

Quatre: Sigh. We'll just have to ask people to think of some for us and email them to us. Right people?

People: RIGHT!!

Wufei: So how come YOU never do anything, huh Quatre?

Quatre: Um...
Duo: here's something that Oren mist wrote:

You know you hate Door when...
1. You waste money to buy merchandise with his face on it just so you can use it for target practice.
2. You go berserk in a toy store and destroy everything just because you saw one game set with him in it.
3. You freeze frame your TV so you can draw on Door's face with a black marker. (Oren: Be creative! ^.^)
4. You are afraid to touch any door in your for fear of getting Door's germs. (Should his name even be capitalized? Hee hee hee)
5. You are afraid to touch any door in your house for fear of being tempted to rip the door off it's hinges.
6. You make a shrine of Wu Fei in your closet made out of chewed bubble gum b/c he killed Door. (He's the lucky one isn't he?)
7. Like Wu Fei, you think Trezi's ghost still haunts you so you go and beat the crap out of your friend with a Gundam.
8. There is no #8...don't you just love me? Hee hee hee.
9. You have reoccurring nightmares of Door prancing around in a pink tutu singing "I'm a little tea pot" (actually, this one could go in a "You know you need seriously deep therapy b/c of Door when..." place.)
10. Murder is a GOOD thing when it comes to Door. (*giggles*)
11. This has nothing to do with Door. You have a 'little friend' like Duo does. Hey Duo, first day on Bran? Switch to decaf honey.
12. This also has nothing to do with Door. Little friends are cool! Mine is a plastic bag named Frank!
13. That fake wood those little Door action figures are made out of actually cook marshmallows to "perfection". (Oren: I think I did that once...)
14. You know that Trezi loving kid from school? Other than making his mornings and afternoons a living hell... you sometimes leave him a gift of mashed up old bananas in his gym shorts.
15. WuFei is GOD! Just thought I'd point that out. (Oren:*blows WuFei a kiss.*)
16. WuFei killed Door, that's a GOOD thing... so why does the spell checker keep changing his name to Woofer?
17. You type up "You know you hate Door when..." things for fun. (Oren: We have WAY too much time on our hands don't we? ^.^)